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Previously on You...

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Everyone just calls me Beck.

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And you're Joe...

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Goldberg.

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A guy needs to protect himself.

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And your name
was a glorious place to start.

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The next thing our little friend
the Internet gave me was your address.

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Professor Leahy.

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Professor Obvious wants
to sleep with you.

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Your friends are disloyal.
And that Peach is the queen.

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How broke are you?

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Benjamin J. Ashby.

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Greenwich-born, boarding-school bred.

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God, you make me insane.

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I think I know you.

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Oh, the... Right.
Of course.

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You're smart.

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Except in the ways you are really not.
Like not locking your phone.

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- ...we could get a drink sometime?
- Sure.

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What you really need
is someone to save you.

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Man, I'm thinking maybe...

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- Whatever you think I did...
- I can help, Beck.

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...you got the wrong guy.

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Let me help you.

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Tonight's the night, Beck.

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Our first date.

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It just feels right. Right?

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I'm looking forward to it.

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And I think, obvious hangover aside,
you are, too.

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But I've read people wrong in the past.

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One day, I'll tell you about Candace.

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Every red flag I was blind to.
How destroyed I was.

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What can I say? We all have baggage.

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But I feel like
I'm dealing with it the right way.

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I'm not bothering you, just checking in.

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Hanging with you like this is, admittedly,
honing skills I never knew I'd need.

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But hey, handy.

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You can't afford new clothes,
but let's be real,

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you'd look perfect in a potato sack.

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Not a criticism, God knows I am, too,
but you seem distracted.

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Of course, a new phone.

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Not sure how you went 24 hours
without one.

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As you activate your new friend there,

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I know you think you're also
deactivating your old one.

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But here's where you're wrong.

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Your old phone, which I have,
is still logged into the cloud.

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And that means I'm still logged into you.

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Sci-fi movies are so wrong.
Technology is our friend.

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You've reached Benji.
Leave some love. Namaste.

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Hey. Look, you haven't texted back.
Just let me know you're okay, okay?

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That's all I ask.
This is really annoying, Benji.

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It is annoying.

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You're not thinking about us,
you're thinking about him.

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I kind of thought
I took care of that for you, Beck.

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Wanna start off the class
this morning?

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Sure.

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Good. My last TA was like
a little mouse, afraid of public speaking.

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- It's my job.
- Well, lucky us, you're good at it.

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So, we're still on for tomorrow?
Drinks, poetry?

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Nothing, if not up for both of those.

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They came for the big day.
Want me to move 'em down to the basement?

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No, I'll do that.
Just get started on the window display.

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Hey, I was thinking about making cookies
for hashtag, release day.

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Amanda Chantal Bacon has a dope recipe
in Moon Juice Cookbook:

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Cook Cosmically
for Body, Beauty, and Consciousness.

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- Kill me.
- Sounds great, Ethan.

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Oh, and, uh, that kid is back.

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Paco?

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Hey, speed-reader.

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- Hi, Joe.
- What're you reading?

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This book about werewolves the girls
in my class won't stop talking about.

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It's more about love stuff
than werewolf stuff.

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There's... It should be right up here.

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Uh, yeah, it's right here. Here, try this.

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Frankenstein?

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Yeah, the monster is really cool
and scary,

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but also not really the monster.

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What does that mean?

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Just read it, you can tell me.
Ethan's got snacks, hit him up.

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Let me the hell out of here!

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Now!

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Settle down, Benji. Let's talk.

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Okay, granted, I didn't think...

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...too far ahead
when I swung that mallet.

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I just knew Benji was
the worst kind of poison.

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The kind you know is bad,
but can't stop taking.

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So I did what I had to do
to help you, Beck.

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And now there is an adult human male
in the basement of this bookstore.

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Somebody!

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The basement's soundproof.

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The owner loved to read in peace
down here. I'm sorry.

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I told you, I don't know who you are.
I don't know why I'm here. I swear.

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Confession: I have no idea
what to do with him now.

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I'm gonna give you
my family lawyer's number.

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He'll get you paid.

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Of course he thinks I want money.

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You know who my father is?

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Benjamin Ashby II, hedge fund manager?

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We have a jet.
We'll send you anywhere in the world.

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Best case, that's somewhere
far away from you, Beck.

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Worst case, that ends with prison time.
Not an option.

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It's a poppy seed bagel. Extra schmear.

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Go to hell. I don't eat gluten.

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It's an allergy, okay? That shit is real.

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Gluten, dairy...
If I ate a peanut, I could die.

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Oh, well, gosh,
whatever can I get you?

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Just, like, a bare burger
wrapped in chard. Or I could do sushi.

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- Sushi?
- My diet is limited.

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Please?

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Whoever you are, you're not a killer.

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Oh, how I wish I was.
This'd be much less complicated.

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Let me out of here.
I won't say anything to anyone.

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He doesn't even know my name.
I can figure this out.

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I'm claustrophobic. My blood sugar's low.

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Is this sugar?

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I found it in your wallet,

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along with three bars of Xanax, Adderall,
half a sheet of, uh, acid, is it?

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Whatever. It's not even for me.
I network. I own a business.

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That's right. Home Soda.

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It's artisanal. It's gonna blow up.

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Is it?

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Do your investors know you do heroin?

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Or, uh, your father?
How about your girlfriend?

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I don't have a girlfriend.

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Oh, shit!

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That's where I know you from.

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You were in the cab! Beck's cab!

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She, uh... She said your name.
It's Jimmy. No.

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This is Joe. He literally saved my life.

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It's Joe!

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Now, that's a complication.

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Do not tell me that you're doing this
because of Beck.

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She's not my girlfriend.
You can have her. Take her.

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Careful, Benji. Not winning any points.

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If you knew her,
you would not be putting me in a cage

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and ruining your life
over Guinevere goddamn-Beck!

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If you want out, you'll do what I want.

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The days of being with a man
who doesn't value you, those are over.

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If we can get over the first date hump.

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Can't help it, worried about Benji.

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That's why it's crucial
Benji's out of your picture.

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Please.
He's off getting shitfaced.

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Or he's in some kind of trouble.

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What we have right now
is just a little spark.

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Every choice is a message.

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With Candace,
I always felt like I was pushing.

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But now I realize... Can't force it.

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The timing. The spark.

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So, you tell me
if you're too distracted, Beck.

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You decide.

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Sure. Looking forward.
Free at 6:00.

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So, it was just one of those
cheesy diaries with a lock,

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but I couldn't stop writing.

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I just... I felt better having it all down
on paper, you know?

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And then I did this little
creative writing assignment

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and it just blew my teacher's mind.

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She acted like it was the best thing
she'd ever read...

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Honestly, part of me thought
this date would never come,

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and now it feels so easy, so right.

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This is how our story goes, Beck.

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And here I am.

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Sometimes you just...
You do things on instinct,

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because you have to,
and then you scramble. You know?

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Yeah, I kind of know.

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I totally didn't google you, but if I did,

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I might discover
you aren't on social media?

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Fact: It renders you
insanely vulnerable with zero upside.

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I'm an old-fashioned guy.
I like real life.

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And what about your job?

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Bookstore manager
or international super-spy? Which is...

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I mean, is that your goal, or...

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I know I'm in a city full of people
with big, fat, neon-sign aspirations,

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and I know it's not cool to say,
and it's not big and flashy...

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but I love books.

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And I want my life to be about
what I actually love.

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Yeah, I get that.

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Uh, sorry,
just a second. Okay?

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Yeah, go ahead.

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Hey.

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Yeah, I know it's serious, Peach.
I'm the one who told you I was worried.

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Okay, yes, I'm coming.

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I'm sorry, I, uh... I have to go.
This friend, he just...

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Apparently he had to go meet someone,
and never came back. It's worrying.

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We can pick it up some other time
if you have to...

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All right. Thank you.

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I hope your friend is okay.

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Thought I'd done it.
Gotten Benji out of our way.

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Looks like I have to finish the job.

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To figure out what to do

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with the poster-boy
for white male privilege in the cage,

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I need to understand who he truly is.

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And to do that,
I need to know what he cares about.

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This is totally unfair.

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If I knew you were gonna quiz me,

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I'd have put more recent books
on the list.

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So, bottom line, you've never even read
On the Road.

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It's very possible to read a book

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without having to read it
in the traditional manner.

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You can read about a book.

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Yeah, I get it.

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You're a fraud.

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Give me the stupid book.

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I'll read it right now,
you sadistic prick.

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Anything to get me out of here.

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I do understand
something about you now, Beck.

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You somehow think this guy
is all you deserve.

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You're looking
a little gray and mealy in there.

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Yeah, no shit. You stole my stash!

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I thought it wasn't for you.

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Fine. You happy? It's mine.

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I'm a chipper.

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I never do it more than three days
in a row. And I'm quitting.

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Okay. Only if you're quitting.

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Doesn't work that way.
There's only one way.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Just one more thing.

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Password?

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Leanna.

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L-E-A-N-N-A.

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His phone lock is
another girl's name, Beck. Jesus Christ!

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Well, he's been
living a frankly off-brand life

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for a guy who markets health soda.

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Based on the evidence,
not missing you when you're gone.

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You don't mean anything to him.

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Say cheese.

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I was worried. I called his mother.
We were about to call the police.

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And he's high in some random shitberg
in Massachusetts,

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according to his geolocation.

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Don't say geolocation.
You're not a stalker.

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At least we know he's fine.
Just being the worst.

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So we're all gonna go
try that new bar tonight, right? In SoHo.

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You are such a lush.

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Shit! I can't go. I'm sorry.

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I'm supposed to have drinks
with my thesis advisor.

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- Ooh!
- Ah!

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Ugh! Scale one to ten, how pervy?

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He won an award for a book of poems

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that probably has 35 references
to, like, vagina lips, so...

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Well,
banging your professor is, like,

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- a grad-school rite of passage.
- Is it?

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Annika's like the Wikipedia page
for sluts.

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Whatever! I banged my bio professor.
It was fine. Notably, I passed the class.

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You know, eyes on the prize.
Ovary up, girl.

244
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Beck doesn't want to "ovary up."

245
00:14:09,610 --> 00:14:13,240
He controls my status as a TA.
He could knock me out of my housing.

246
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,910
Or, you could not figure it out
and report him.

247
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,120
I think it only works that way
in the movies.

248
00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:19,830
Whatever. We're seeing you tomorrow.

249
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:23,750
My party?

250
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,470
Tomorrow's the anniversary
of my parents' divorce.

251
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:30,220
The party I always have
to distract myself.

252
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,680
Of course, sorry. I'm coming.

253
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:41,060
One more line, man. Come on.

254
00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:44,440
Just tell me your plan,
and I will help you.

255
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,030
Where is she right now?

256
00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:48,780
She's partying her face off
with Lynn and Annika, right?

257
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:51,200
Actually, she's about to
meet her thesis advisor, but...

258
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,910
glad to hear you take her seriously.

259
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:57,370
See, this is what I'm telling you.

260
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,460
You see this hardworking writer-chick.

261
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,040
How could you not?

262
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,550
She's branded the living shit
out of herself across the Internet.

263
00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:10,050
I want you to know,
if I wasn't about to be late to see you,

264
00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:13,680
I would beat this guy bloody
for the way he talks about you.

265
00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:17,060
I'm telling you, this is her thing.

266
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,770
Right now, she's got on red lipstick,

267
00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:26,520
and she's getting ready
to work her professor hard for that A.

268
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:28,780
I'll see you later, Benji.

269
00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:33,950
Hey. Come back. I'm hungry.

270
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:47,380
There's a directness.
That's what's special about your work.

271
00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:49,970
So if it's not direct to the bone, cut it.

272
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:55,890
Thanks, that's, um, really helpful.
And coming from you, it means a lot.

273
00:15:55,970 --> 00:15:59,310
A lot of people
find a direct woman irresistible.

274
00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:02,520
You should lean into that
in your life, as well.

275
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,690
Yeah. Um, easier said than done.

276
00:16:05,770 --> 00:16:09,820
Well, you can always practice on me.
I'm safe.

277
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,910
You really have
nothing to be nervous about.

278
00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:19,410
The world is your bright red apple.

279
00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:22,620
You think he writes these lines
in advance? Like a poem?

280
00:16:25,170 --> 00:16:27,790
I wish I had your confidence.

281
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:33,340
Putting your work out into the world
is a service.

282
00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:35,220
I'll try and remember that.

283
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:37,180
I wouldn't tell you
if you weren't talented.

284
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,390
I'm happy to share all my secrets.

285
00:16:39,470 --> 00:16:43,940
So, Beck, maybe it's time to acknowledge
what there is here.

286
00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:56,660
Don't touch me.
That's not sexy, it's repulsive.

287
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:04,040
- Sorry, but this is not...
- You invited me to.

288
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:07,500
- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you flirt brazenly.

289
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:10,750
You wear clothes so sheer,
I can see your nipples.

290
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,710
- What do you call that?
- That's crazy.

291
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,970
If you want to stay on the safe side
of the plausible deniability zone,

292
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:18,340
cover your tits,

293
00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:23,930
stop the blowjob eyes and write better.

294
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:27,850
I like you,
but clearly you're overworked.

295
00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:32,110
It's only right to release you
from the TA position.

296
00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:33,230
No, no, please.

297
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,320
Get some rest.

298
00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:41,910
You're right to be angry.
Some things can't just be allowed to be.

299
00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:44,790
Something has to be done
about someone like him.

300
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:01,260
Hello?

301
00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:04,060
Hey, where are you?

302
00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:08,100
I'm in the Village.
Maybe we can, uh, finish our talk?

303
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,610
Yeah, I'll be there in 15.

304
00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:27,330
Are you staring at my lipstick?

305
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:30,210
No, no. No, I'm not. I'm not.
No, it's just different.

306
00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:35,460
I just... I wanted to try something new,
but you're right, it's not really me.

307
00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:37,760
So, why did you call me?

308
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,470
I don't know. Spontaneous impulse.

309
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:42,696
It's okay.
You'll learn you can tell me anything.

310
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,446
We cut it short last time because
a friend of yours was missing, right?

311
00:18:45,470 --> 00:18:48,480
Oh, God, he's fine. He's just an idiot.

312
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,770
Agree with you there.

313
00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:51,690
But you want to keep it light.
I can do that.

314
00:18:51,770 --> 00:18:53,610
Okay.
This couple here, coming in the door...

315
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,030
What do you think? First date?

316
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:01,070
Third. She's not sure
she wants to seal the deal.

317
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,200
Hmm.

318
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,620
And those two?

319
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,910
- Where?
- There.

320
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,710
Brink of divorce.

321
00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:10,830
Oh. That's cold.

322
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,210
Okay.

323
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:19,880
- Oh, that's easy.
- That's us in 30 years.

324
00:19:21,970 --> 00:19:23,340
And that was way too much.

325
00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:26,560
I love that.

326
00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:30,020
Wow. You're in super good shape
for an old guy.

327
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:34,440
Thank you! And you,
if I may say, are hot as ever.

328
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,080
But in a dignified, age-appropriate way.

329
00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:39,940
It's all the yoga. It keeps me young.

330
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:48,660
To be honest, Joe,
I'm so happy that you could come tonight.

331
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:53,330
It's been the worst day.
My thesis advisor, he made a pass at me.

332
00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:55,000
Huh. You're kidding.

333
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,540
The most embarrassing part is,

334
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:59,340
I actually thought
he believed in me and my work.

335
00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:01,510
This isn't your fault.

336
00:20:01,590 --> 00:20:03,510
Dumb shit like this happens all the time.

337
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:09,640
Starting to think I'm some kind of magnet
for dudes with serious issues.

338
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,350
So what are you gonna do?
About your thesis advisor.

339
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,940
I don't know. Get through it.

340
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,780
I believe in you.

341
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:28,410
Hey, do you want to come to a party
with me tomorrow?

342
00:20:28,490 --> 00:20:30,250
Already booking our next date?

343
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:33,620
It's at a friend, Peach Salinger's.

344
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,210
Like J.D. Salinger?

345
00:20:35,290 --> 00:20:37,840
- I mean, yes.
- Whoa.

346
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,960
- But she doesn't like to talk about it...
- Wow.

347
00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:41,066
...and she's a sweetheart.

348
00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:43,550
Her family's just a little... You know?

349
00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:45,550
Whose isn't?

350
00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:59,570
Mmm. I like yours better.

351
00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:06,160
Let us give thanks to our lord,
Stephen King, who bestoweth books

352
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,740
so that our bookstores
in third-dimensional locations may live.

353
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,580
It's cool how you get in
the monster's POV.

354
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:16,500
You understand why he does stuff,
almost like it's, um...

355
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:18,630
Justified?

356
00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:22,510
Yeah. But then it's weird 'cause he's bad,
but not all bad.

357
00:21:22,590 --> 00:21:23,856
Quick Twitter break from Benj.

358
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:27,590
I mean, maybe Dr. Frankenstein's
the bad one for even making him, right?

359
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,100
Well, I think it's open
to your interpretation.

360
00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:34,350
We ready?

361
00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:39,560
Let's do it, then.
Release the kraken! Hey!

362
00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:41,230
Come on in. Hey, good morning.

363
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,240
Cookies, homemade. Not just for me.
Get a book.

364
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,610
Thank you so much.
Your receipt is in the book.

365
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:49,570
Thank you so much.

366
00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:51,120
Whoa. We need another box already.

367
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,886
Ethan, could you watch the register
for a second?

368
00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:54,470
Kid ran down to the basement to get it.

369
00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:56,960
- What? No.
- Yeah. I saw him grab your key.

370
00:21:58,370 --> 00:21:59,370
Paco!

371
00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:12,180
Paco!

372
00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:15,020
What did I say?

373
00:22:15,730 --> 00:22:17,610
- I'm sorry.
- I told you not to come down here.

374
00:22:17,690 --> 00:22:20,100
- I just wanted to grab a book.
- Don't be an idiot.

375
00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:22,570
- Why would you do that? Why?
- I'm sorry.

376
00:22:36,370 --> 00:22:38,870
So, what happened
with you and Professor Vag-lips?

377
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,380
Let's just say I better find a better job,
or some kind of housing, or...

378
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:44,590
I don't know.

379
00:22:44,670 --> 00:22:48,130
Okay, enough of this shit.

380
00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:54,260
Peach, no, I can't...
I can't accept it. Stop.

381
00:22:54,350 --> 00:22:57,270
Look, it's just first,
last and a deposit, okay?

382
00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:04,110
Don't be so noble, okay?
Just take the check and stop stressing.

383
00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:05,190
Here.

384
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:19,290
Jesus Christ! If you want to kill me,
what the hell are you waiting for?

385
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,210
Why would I want to kill him?
Who wants to kill people?

386
00:23:23,290 --> 00:23:27,050
Three cups. One is your brand, Home Soda.

387
00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:28,710
It's the best, right?

388
00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:31,550
So prove it. Tell me which one it is.

389
00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:33,550
If I get this right, I get a fix?

390
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,850
If you get this right...

391
00:23:37,010 --> 00:23:38,220
I'll let you out.

392
00:23:53,410 --> 00:23:55,370
- I need a palate cleanser.
- Cup two.

393
00:24:02,290 --> 00:24:03,290
Three.

394
00:24:12,260 --> 00:24:13,300
One, two, or three?

395
00:24:14,550 --> 00:24:16,050
I don't know.

396
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,230
Wait! None of them, okay?

397
00:24:22,310 --> 00:24:25,860
They all taste like stale,
cheap drugstore soda. They're not mine.

398
00:24:28,270 --> 00:24:29,400
They're all yours.

399
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,900
That's bullshit!

400
00:24:30,990 --> 00:24:32,400
Home Soda is, obviously.

401
00:24:34,030 --> 00:24:40,040
Let me out of here! Let me out of here!
You psychopath!

402
00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:50,250
Fine. You win! I lose!

403
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:56,550
We all lose, 'cause what am I gonna do
with this lying sack of shit, Beck?

404
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,550
You want Beck, right?

405
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:05,850
Let's be clear. She does not want to be
with a guy like you.

406
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:08,360
I can help you.

407
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:12,690
No, actually, she invited me
to a party tonight. To Peach Salinger's.

408
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,700
A Salinger party? Uh, Joe.

409
00:25:16,530 --> 00:25:19,660
She's taking you to add texture.

410
00:25:19,740 --> 00:25:23,910
She wants to seem interesting.
Like she hangs out with real folk.

411
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,790
She's deep. She's an artist.

412
00:25:25,870 --> 00:25:26,870
Truth?

413
00:25:27,330 --> 00:25:32,130
Beck will always leave someone like you
for someone who can take her places.

414
00:25:32,210 --> 00:25:36,220
We never made it to a single party 'cause
she couldn't jump on me fast enough.

415
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,680
She's playing you for a chump,
my friend.

416
00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:46,520
So, yeah, it was really bad.

417
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,520
Basically, food poisoning is the reason
why Peach and I are friends.

418
00:25:50,610 --> 00:25:52,820
Puke does bond you.

419
00:25:52,900 --> 00:25:55,296
She show you her ladle?
She's got this red kitchen ladle.

420
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,740
It's a whole call-you-daddy,
spank-me thing.

421
00:25:57,820 --> 00:26:00,030
She's kinky as shit. With me.

422
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:04,120
Because I'm loaded.
Not you, 'cause who are you?

423
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,870
So, hopefully nothing
gastrointestinal happens,

424
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,920
but I do hope you guys like each other.

425
00:26:15,970 --> 00:26:19,010
You want to change that, you need me.

426
00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:25,350
Shit.

427
00:26:30,810 --> 00:26:33,610
One look and I can tell you,
not my crowd.

428
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:38,110
What they are
is everything Benji claims you want to be.

429
00:26:38,990 --> 00:26:41,320
Beckalish! Hi.

430
00:26:41,910 --> 00:26:42,910
Hey.

431
00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:45,160
Mwah, mwah.

432
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,290
Thank you.

433
00:26:46,370 --> 00:26:48,540
- Is this Joseph?
- Joe.

434
00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:50,080
Am I just texture here, Beck?

435
00:26:50,170 --> 00:26:53,170
- Now, Joseph...
- Just Joe.

436
00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:55,210
I'm gonna have to borrow our friend here.

437
00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:58,340
So, uh, make yourself at home.
Everyone here is friendly.

438
00:26:58,420 --> 00:26:59,760
Brown people don't bite.

439
00:27:01,340 --> 00:27:02,550
Alumni.

440
00:27:05,850 --> 00:27:06,850
Where'd you go?

441
00:27:06,930 --> 00:27:08,230
I didn't.

442
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,400
- Come on.
- I'm sorry.

443
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,500
Annika Attwater.
Rich and hashtag, carefree,

444
00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:30,330
building a brand
as a body-positive influencer,

445
00:27:30,410 --> 00:27:33,790
which seems to involve wearing
a lot of free stuff on Instagram.

446
00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:37,800
Lynn Lieser.
Publicist. Hashtag, cocktail lover.

447
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,470
Daughter of a surgeon and a tech CEO.

448
00:27:39,550 --> 00:27:42,930
Adopted. Has all the smugness,
none of the angst.

449
00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:18,210
If you have a full set,

450
00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:21,340
each one of them is worth
three times as much for a collector.

451
00:28:22,380 --> 00:28:23,430
You read that one?

452
00:28:24,510 --> 00:28:25,640
Just the first one.

453
00:28:26,390 --> 00:28:27,600
Typical.

454
00:28:31,770 --> 00:28:34,730
You think I need some illiterate
working in my shop?

455
00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:37,360
Hey!

456
00:28:38,070 --> 00:28:42,650
If you want to work in this shop,
you learn the value of these books.

457
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,570
Mr. Mooney, please.

458
00:28:44,660 --> 00:28:46,870
Everything you need is in there.

459
00:28:47,740 --> 00:28:48,580
Let me...

460
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,700
Joseph. There you are.

461
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:57,500
It's Joe. Just Joe.
This is a lovely collection, Peaches.

462
00:28:57,590 --> 00:29:01,880
It's Peach. And, I mean, you've probably
read more of these books than I have.

463
00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:05,840
A good salesman
has to know his product, right?

464
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,810
So, you met Beck at a bookshop, right?

465
00:29:11,890 --> 00:29:12,890
That's right.

466
00:29:14,270 --> 00:29:17,400
Only in New York.
And then you just happened to meet again.

467
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:20,400
Casual tone, detective eyes.

468
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,650
Well, it's lucky we did.

469
00:29:22,740 --> 00:29:24,990
She was on the tracks,
at the time.

470
00:29:25,070 --> 00:29:28,450
So I heard. God! Thank goodness for you.

471
00:29:28,530 --> 00:29:33,700
I mean, being in Greenpoint of all places,
at the very right moment.

472
00:29:38,290 --> 00:29:40,960
Oh! It's time for the toast.

473
00:29:54,850 --> 00:29:58,650
So in the time I was in there,
you attract Benji 2.0?

474
00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:02,400
Peach looks thrilled.
Are you thrilled?

475
00:30:02,980 --> 00:30:04,240
What do you want?

476
00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:17,460
So which Beck are you?

477
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,540
The one I see or the one Benji does?

478
00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:31,300
Hey, stranger. How you holding up?
Having fun?

479
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:37,520
Beck...

480
00:30:41,020 --> 00:30:42,520
Why did you bring me here?

481
00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:47,650
I don't know. I thought it could be fun?

482
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,660
I don't think I have a lot in common
with your other friends.

483
00:30:53,740 --> 00:30:55,740
I like that about you.

484
00:30:58,410 --> 00:31:02,330
I always think I'm gonna
love these things, yet somehow never do.

485
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,420
Then why did we come?

486
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,590
It's been this way since Brown.

487
00:31:07,170 --> 00:31:11,800
It just feels like I'm getting sucked in,
and I could just be me,

488
00:31:11,890 --> 00:31:15,560
yet that somehow never feels
quite good enough.

489
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,600
You know, I stole this dress.
To fit in. Which is pathetic.

490
00:31:19,690 --> 00:31:20,730
I don't know about that.

491
00:31:20,810 --> 00:31:24,190
Not as pathetic as the fact that
Peach wrote me a check to keep me afloat,

492
00:31:24,270 --> 00:31:27,070
which I don't want to cash,
but now I have to.

493
00:31:30,490 --> 00:31:32,660
Look, if you're not one of them,

494
00:31:33,820 --> 00:31:36,540
it's just 'cause stuff didn't
just get handed to you.

495
00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:38,950
- It didn't.
- Right, and when it's like that,

496
00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:42,120
sometimes, to survive...

497
00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:47,340
you have to show some teeth.

498
00:31:49,050 --> 00:31:51,880
And I'm guessing that
yours are pretty sharp.

499
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,230
I'm glad we met. Glad we're friends.

500
00:32:06,110 --> 00:32:08,530
For the love of Christ.

501
00:32:13,780 --> 00:32:15,950
- Joe?
- I know that voice.

502
00:32:16,030 --> 00:32:17,490
Joe Goldberg?

503
00:32:18,790 --> 00:32:21,410
Maddie Johnson. I'm Candace's friend.

504
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:24,830
Great. Little soon for you
to hear this, Beck, but here we go.

505
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,590
Wow, Maddie, that's crazy.
It's so good to see you.

506
00:32:27,670 --> 00:32:29,800
- Um, this is Beck.
- Hi.

507
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:30,880
Hey.

508
00:32:32,010 --> 00:32:35,510
So, I heard about you and Candace.

509
00:32:35,590 --> 00:32:37,430
You know, I thought we were pretty happy,

510
00:32:37,510 --> 00:32:39,230
but she thought
she could be happier with...

511
00:32:39,930 --> 00:32:42,060
some guy in Rome, so...
You know, I get it.

512
00:32:42,140 --> 00:32:43,980
She's following her bliss.

513
00:32:44,060 --> 00:32:46,860
It's just how she left so suddenly...

514
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,800
I mean, we were all kind of hurt.

515
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,450
Would you excuse us? My Uber's here.
It was nice to meet you.

516
00:32:54,530 --> 00:32:56,210
I'm sorry. It was good to see you, Maddie.

517
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,250
I just felt like that needed to be over.

518
00:33:05,170 --> 00:33:06,290
Let's get you home.

519
00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:13,510
...be here for Paco.

520
00:33:13,590 --> 00:33:16,220
What could he possibly
need from me...

521
00:33:16,890 --> 00:33:18,736
He needs someone
who isn't drunk, Ron.

522
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,010
How about that?

523
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,100
Geez!

524
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,440
What the hell is wrong with you?
Punching a wall?

525
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,310
You think wrecking the place
is gonna solve our problems?

526
00:33:29,820 --> 00:33:30,820
I'm sorry.

527
00:33:32,150 --> 00:33:34,450
- It's okay.
- It's not okay to yell.

528
00:33:34,530 --> 00:33:36,280
Grown-ups do it all the time.

529
00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:38,070
Grown-ups are assholes.

530
00:33:39,530 --> 00:33:42,080
Some people used to yell at me, too,
you know.

531
00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:46,210
And I don't want to be like them.

532
00:33:47,710 --> 00:33:48,710
I got you something.

533
00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:02,010
I can't take this in the house.

534
00:34:03,970 --> 00:34:04,970
Ron.

535
00:34:09,150 --> 00:34:11,940
So, all the bathrooms in the building
have the same kind of ceiling.

536
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:13,730
So, go in the bathroom.

537
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,910
The ceiling tiles around the vent
move if you push them.

538
00:34:17,990 --> 00:34:23,200
So you push one, pop the book in there,
slide it closed.

539
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,580
Like a secret hiding place.

540
00:34:27,330 --> 00:34:28,330
Cool.

541
00:34:30,290 --> 00:34:32,000
- Thank you.
- Hmm.

542
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,300
Have a good night, pal.

543
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,930
If you want it, it's here.

544
00:34:55,150 --> 00:34:58,740
You are not responsible
for my feelings, I am.

545
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:04,030
But for the record, I feel like congealed,
day-old egg rolls right about now.

546
00:35:05,490 --> 00:35:07,700
What was the point of taking me
to that party?

547
00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:09,410
Benji was right.

548
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,130
Benji!

549
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,400
Honestly, I get how he feels.

550
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:37,360
You left me here to die!
You left me to die!

551
00:35:40,820 --> 00:35:43,070
Enough of this. Just kill me!

552
00:35:56,710 --> 00:35:58,460
Hi.

553
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:00,720
I, uh...

554
00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:05,680
I just... I want to ask you
to please reconsider.

555
00:36:06,890 --> 00:36:10,480
I need the TA job. I need housing.

556
00:36:11,980 --> 00:36:15,560
Can we, um, maybe discuss placing me
with another advisor?

557
00:36:17,020 --> 00:36:18,610
It's the middle of the term.

558
00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:25,530
I know, um, inconvenient, but it's...
it's really important.

559
00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:28,490
I wish you the best...

560
00:36:29,490 --> 00:36:32,540
but I really can't,
in good conscience, do that.

561
00:36:33,790 --> 00:36:34,790
I understand.

562
00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:53,140
So, I... I guess I'm realizing
I have no choice...

563
00:37:01,030 --> 00:37:02,740
but to share this.

564
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,830
And that is...

565
00:37:09,490 --> 00:37:11,410
Well, it can fit in one tweet.

566
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,920
A list of six women
who have a story about you.

567
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,210
Not hard to find.
Didn't take much asking around.

568
00:37:17,290 --> 00:37:20,670
What's the term again,
harassment or misconduct?

569
00:37:20,750 --> 00:37:23,970
Anyway, they were too scared
to come forward, but then we realized,

570
00:37:24,050 --> 00:37:28,220
it's harder to dismiss seven women
with the same story.

571
00:37:29,010 --> 00:37:30,140
That's not possible.

572
00:37:30,970 --> 00:37:32,600
I've done nothing inappropriate.

573
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:37,600
You want to make yourself a public liar,
that actually would sink your career.

574
00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:40,570
Blackmail is not something you live down.

575
00:37:43,690 --> 00:37:46,740
You're trying to call my bluff,
but I'm not bluffing.

576
00:37:47,490 --> 00:37:49,870
So, your call.

577
00:37:56,830 --> 00:37:59,000
I've had a lot of time to think
in here.

578
00:38:00,590 --> 00:38:04,920
You're right. I am a fraud.

579
00:38:07,180 --> 00:38:09,340
I've done things worse than you.

580
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:16,310
And that's how I know.
Joe, you're not a killer.

581
00:38:21,110 --> 00:38:23,110
I'm gonna tell you something,

582
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,900
and once I tell you,

583
00:38:26,530 --> 00:38:30,490
I'll know your worst secret,
and you'll know mine.

584
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,910
Then you can let me go.

585
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,840
He's so shitfaced!

586
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,010
Yeah! He's gonna be a superstar!

587
00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:49,630
Lot of interesting stuff
in Benji's nightstand. But he was right.

588
00:38:50,510 --> 00:38:53,510
The thumb drive
is by far the most interesting.

589
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:54,906
It started out

590
00:38:54,930 --> 00:38:59,980
your standard-issue frat hazing,
but a certain intensity kicked in.

591
00:39:00,850 --> 00:39:03,900
Blame the coke. Or the homophobia.

592
00:39:03,980 --> 00:39:06,440
Teach this bitch a lesson!
Teach him a lesson!

593
00:39:06,530 --> 00:39:09,360
They all stood there, laughing.

594
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:15,450
And Benji was the worst,
because he stood there holding the camera.

595
00:39:15,540 --> 00:39:17,160
Dumbass! Wake up, dumbass!

596
00:39:18,750 --> 00:39:19,750
Oh, shit!

597
00:39:20,370 --> 00:39:24,670
Their parents made it go away,
but Benji kept a copy of the video,

598
00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:26,960
I assume to hold over friends' heads.

599
00:39:27,050 --> 00:39:29,930
Instead, I get to hold it over Benji's.

600
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,260
And he doesn't deserve it, but he's right.

601
00:39:33,850 --> 00:39:36,890
It is enough to buy his freedom.

602
00:39:47,070 --> 00:39:48,416
Should I have changed the subject?

603
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,490
On that balcony. Tried to kiss you sooner?

604
00:39:50,570 --> 00:39:53,240
It's not fair,
how easy it is to kill a spark.

605
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,080
It's a miracle love ever happens,
if it's not a myth.

606
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,160
Hi.

607
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,960
Thanks to you,
I showed that professor some teeth.

608
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:05,750
And?

609
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:10,170
What's that?

610
00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:11,630
A "thank you" donut.

611
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,050
It worked.

612
00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:15,140
Hmm.

613
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:17,946
That's good. I'm glad.
I mean, I was worried...

614
00:40:17,970 --> 00:40:18,890
You were right.

615
00:40:18,970 --> 00:40:21,640
And I have housing,
and can rip Peach's check up,

616
00:40:21,730 --> 00:40:24,310
and generally live to fight another day.

617
00:40:24,810 --> 00:40:26,730
And I wouldn't have had the guts
if you hadn't...

618
00:40:28,150 --> 00:40:29,860
So, really, thank you.

619
00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:31,990
All I want to do is help, Beck.

620
00:40:33,070 --> 00:40:35,990
I mean, you saw something in me, and God,

621
00:40:36,070 --> 00:40:39,740
not everyone gets why I'm here,
and what being a writer means.

622
00:40:39,830 --> 00:40:43,210
It's the most... I mean,
it's the only important thing, and...

623
00:40:43,290 --> 00:40:46,210
you helped me to not lose it.

624
00:40:49,590 --> 00:40:50,920
Aren't you gonna look?

625
00:40:51,420 --> 00:40:53,010
See if I guessed the right flavor?

626
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,100
No bullshit. Classic.

627
00:40:59,180 --> 00:41:04,060
Even, old-school, and secretly better than
all those crazy, trying-too-hard ones.

628
00:41:06,310 --> 00:41:07,900
It is nice to be seen.

629
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,320
It's a good guess.

630
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,280
It's good.

631
00:41:29,170 --> 00:41:30,460
Come back here.

632
00:41:42,810 --> 00:41:46,060
So, plain glazed a yes.

633
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,400
Noted.

634
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:52,690
I have to go to class.

635
00:41:52,780 --> 00:41:54,990
Have a good class, Beck.

636
00:42:18,010 --> 00:42:20,300
Did you get it? The video?

637
00:42:22,310 --> 00:42:25,730
Maple latte, almond milk, two stevia.
Did I get that right?

638
00:42:28,310 --> 00:42:30,810
Yeah. Yeah, I saw the video.

639
00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:34,320
Yes, yes, yes!

640
00:42:38,910 --> 00:42:42,280
Oh!
Mutually assured destruction.

641
00:42:42,990 --> 00:42:44,426
Let's talk about something first, though.

642
00:42:44,450 --> 00:42:48,960
What you said about Beck
basically being a gold digger?

643
00:42:49,830 --> 00:42:51,920
I was just being honest, that's all.

644
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,090
What you are is wrong.

645
00:42:54,170 --> 00:42:57,720
I'd go so far as to say
you create the problem

646
00:42:59,090 --> 00:43:01,800
when you assume this stuff,
when you treat her like trash.

647
00:43:03,310 --> 00:43:09,440
You cast her in a role that isn't her,
and you trap her in it.

648
00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:12,440
Bro, I'm done with her!

649
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:13,940
Say I can trust you.

650
00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:18,990
I've got the video, right?
I mean, a solid maybe.

651
00:43:20,530 --> 00:43:22,970
The thing is, that doesn't make up
for the damage you've done.

652
00:43:23,030 --> 00:43:23,950
I'm sorry.

653
00:43:24,030 --> 00:43:27,580
If it was between me and you, Benji,
honestly, I would roll the dice.

654
00:43:27,660 --> 00:43:28,660
I would.

655
00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:31,040
Like you said, I'm not a killer...

656
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:38,470
but this is about her.

657
00:43:38,550 --> 00:43:40,430
I'm telling you.

658
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:45,640
I'm scared. I'm very scared
of what you would do to her.

659
00:43:49,890 --> 00:43:50,890
Maple almond latte...

660
00:43:53,650 --> 00:43:57,690
two stevia, two tablespoons of peanut oil.

661
00:44:02,570 --> 00:44:03,810
Could've gone either way.

662
00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:06,240
He's lied about so many things.

663
00:44:06,950 --> 00:44:09,080
Who knew? The peanut allergy was real.

664
00:44:22,930 --> 00:44:25,680
I guess Benji's gonna die an honest man.

665
00:45:35,864 --> 00:45:36,964
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